Can you think of something Wierder? bst answr=5points?

create an even wierder story of a character you made up. heres mine, --- lollipop mc gravediggerzilla, the man who hadnt any teeth, cut off his fingers, and put them in his gums, because HAHA, now he can pop his knuckles every time he chews a good char broiled steak inside of his cozy tent inside of his cozy igloo