Do you want another joke, I have them on my mobile and text them to friends, here goes.?

Mahatma Ghandi spent years travelling barefoot around India encouraging his countrymen to join a peaceful revolution, he called this pive resistance. During this time his diet was very limited which led to him suffering from malutrition and very bad breath. in effect he was, A SUPER CALOUSED FRAGILE MYSTIC HEXED BY HALITOSIS